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A fine romance with no kisses.

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A fine romance, my friend, this is. They
think we're like a

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couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes.

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A fine romance with no wrestling.

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A fine romance with no...

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got a chance.

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This is a fine romance.

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Oh, that can't be right.

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Uh -oh.

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So, we're landscape gardening. May I
help you?

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Oh, Mr. Miller.

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Three weeks late.

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You sure?

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You sure we quoted you the 14th of the
starting date?

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Yes, you are sure. Yes, I do understand.

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Look, Mr Miller, all our jobs and staff
assignments are on our computer.

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If you just hold on a minute, I'll just
check.

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Hello,

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Mr Miller?

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Yes, I'm sorry, there does seem to have
been a malfunction, and unfortunately...

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Mr. Selway's assistant is in hospital.

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Now, Mr. Selway's got very behind him
with the jobs, but he's doing his best

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ca... Any tea in the pot? Don't you
start

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on me.

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All I said was any tea in the pot.
People have been starting on me all day.

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People are just getting at me. What
people?

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Old customers.

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Put it another way, ex -customers.

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Well, behind him with every job.

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And they're beginning to ask why.

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I've tried everything. Lying, blocking,
cajoling, putting my cards on the table,

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pretending I was the wrong number.

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What do I have to show for it? Two
cancelled orders.

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Oh, it's better than yesterday.

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We had three yesterday.

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Now, what kind of attitude is that?

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Realistic. Realistic?

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It's like having a very fair impression
of fiddling while Rome burns.

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Oh, what else can I do?

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Charlie's still in hospital. I can
hardly drag him from his bed and put him

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work, can I? It's been six weeks.

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Five and a half. Oh.

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It's always time to get gardening. Mike
Selway speaking.

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Oh, hello, Mr. Anderson.

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And how are you?

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Oh.

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Has it really been that long?

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Yes, but... Yes, you see... Now, look.

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Three. Come on, let's call it a day.

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Oh, no, I can't. I've still got another
job to do.

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What are you planning? Floodlit
gardening?

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A couple I'm working for have got lights
on their patio.

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They won't mind someone banging around
outside the French windows while they

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have dinner.

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I'm working on the theory that they'll
be so pleased to see me that they

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wouldn't mind if I had a couple of
bulldozers out there.

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When will you be home?

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I don't know, Nate.

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Anyway, you'd better get off. I don't
pay you to sit there and take abusive

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phone calls.

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You don't pay me at all.

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I'm a volunteer, remember?

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You going off it?

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No, actually, I quite like the crisis.

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I like proving what an absolute brick I
am.

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I just wish you'd be more realistic
about Charlie. Yeah, well, he'll be out

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couple of days. Oh, my... Yes, well, I'd
better get off now.

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You never know.

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If I start work and they start dinner,
they might take pity on me and pass me

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out a bowl of scraps.

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May I help you?

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Oh, Mr. Miller again.

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Yes, I was telling the truth.

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Yes, I suppose it does make a bit of a
change these days. Very kind of you to

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say so.

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Oh, look, Mr. Miller, does this mean to
say we've got the job after all?

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Provided we can do it by tomorrow.

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Oh, thank you.

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Goodbye.

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Oh, you look wet.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Did you get your plate of scraps?

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No, a glass of water.

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And they're expecting me to knock
something off the bill for using their

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light.

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Supper's only got to be heated up. Oh,
you shouldn't have waited up. Oh, I

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didn't mind.

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Oh, Sultan.

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By the way, Mr Miller phoned back.

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We've still got the... Sure. Oh, good.

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Well, I think we can do it tomorrow.

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It is tomorrow, isn't it?

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I'm sorry I nagged about Charlie, Mike.
Oh, I put that down to combat fatigue.

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Just that I wish you'd be more
realistic.

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I promised I'd keep his job open for
him. How long?

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Till he's better.

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Mike.

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Charlie's an old man who's had a fairly
severe heart attack. He isn't going to

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get better.

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Not properly better, anyway.

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Have you ever tried hospital visiting?
You'd be a real tonic to the patients.

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I just wish you'd face fact.

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It's as tough as old boots, Charlie.

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Well, even old boots wear out. Well,
he's got to be given a chance.

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To do what? His normal speed was dead
slow.

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If he comes back, he's going to grind to
a complete halt.

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Is the supper ready yet?

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Mules? They're not in it.

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He's worked late before.

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What I mind is him working late because
he won't face up to the facts about

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Charlie. No.

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As far as company goes in the evening,
that's a washout. He comes in, says

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hello, sits down and drops off.

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I wish Phil would.

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make everything perfect well yes well
it's not all it's cracked up to be and

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i've got another seven months of it in
store you're just feeling depressed

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of the end result if i think of the end

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together.

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Of it?

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What?

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Oh, it?

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Right off.

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Of it?

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Yes.

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Well, it's not that important, is it?
Well, to me, I like it.

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Well, I used to. When I was a proper,
unpregnant woman, I liked it.

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Not now, though.

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I'll stop him all right.

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Hello,

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Laura. Where's Helen? She's in there.
Just a minute.

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I've got something to say to you.

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All right, shoot.

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Helen is my sister.

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Is she?

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I'm talking about, is it really that
important?

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Is what?

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Sex.

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Well, it isn't the end of the world, you
know. I mean, is it such a great

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sacrifice to go without it for a while?

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No. You have a bare face of frontry to
stand there and say no.

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I'll sit down and say it if you like.

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You've got the wrong end of the stick,
it's a habit of yours.

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Then why is my sister so upset?

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Look, I'll tell you, it's you.

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What right have you got to make her feel
so guilty? Good Lord, it isn't a whim

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on her part. It's something to do with
pregnancy.

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Something which you obviously don't
understand.

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Oh, yes, I do.

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Sexual desire, or libido, if you like,
is often reduced during pregnancy,

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especially during the first 14 weeks.

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Yes, something like that.

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That's roughly it. In other words, I
know what I'm talking about and you

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Oh, don't shift your ground. I'm not
shifting my ground. You're up the paddle

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without a creak. Creak without a paddle.

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What are you doing?

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I'm sorry, Helen, but somebody's got to
make this sex maniac understand how

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you're feeling.

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That's why I feel so rotten.

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Come on, come on. It's all right.

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If you pretended very hard that I hadn't
been here today,

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I would appreciate it.

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Look, Mr Miller, I think you and I have
reached an understanding whereby you

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know I don't lie to you, I don't
flannel. I do tell you the exact truth.

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Yes, so I'm happy to tell you that Mr.
Selway's left five minutes ago and is on

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his way to you now.

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Yes. Goodbye.

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Oh,

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Charlie.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I thought I'd be totally self
-indulgent.

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Take ten whole minutes off for me lunch.

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But you can't.

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I've got Mr. Miller to the point where I
tell him the truth and he believes me.

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And I've told him you left five minutes
ago.

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You always tell him the truth.

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I'll eat on the way.

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Oh, by the way, I'll be late again
tonight.

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Charlie was discharged from hospital
this morning and I thought I'd pop round

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and see him.

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What?

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Haven't you anything to say?

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No. Nothing at all?

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No.

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Don't look so suspicious.

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I am capable of not rushing in with an
opinion. Oh, yes? When was this?

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One more remark like that and I'll ring
Mr Miller and tell him you left two

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hours ago.

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Give my luck to Charlie.

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It's fine, it's fine.

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Do you want one?

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No.

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How fine is fine?

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Well, very much his old self, really.

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Didn't have a good word to say about the
hospital, doctors, nurses, the food. He

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even grumbled because some kind soul had
his cap cleaned for him.

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When's he coming back to work?

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You know, it's hard to imagine that
you're the same girl who cried her eyes

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over Bambi.

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Look, I'm just worried for you, Mike. I
mean, you're asleep on your feet half

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the time. Yes, I know. Anyway, you
cried.

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I had something in me eye. Oh, liar.

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I did drop a few hints to Charlie, you
know, about keeping his job open for

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What did he say?

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He said he'd call a strike if I didn't.

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Not even any union.

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He didn't look too grand.

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He looked smaller.

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Well, he wasn't very big in the first
place.

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And he looked old.

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I've never looked upon Charlie as being
old before. I mean, I know he is, but

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I've always just thought of him as
Charlie.

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Peter Pan in a flat cap.

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Anyway, he sent his love to you. He
said, give my love to Bossy Boots.

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So all this boils down to is the fact
that you reckon he'll be back to work.

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Except to say I don't think he will.

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But you didn't. Well, no, no. How could
I? No, how could you?

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Anyway, it'll sort itself out.

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Oh, yes.

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Sooner or later.

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Or later.

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ever told you anything she might not
have told me.

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What?

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Mike, we're very fond of you, we really
are, but you simply must stop this habit

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of coming round first thing in the
morning asking us bizarre questions.

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Hmm?

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Well, I had to brush your mouth, didn't
I?

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What?

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Well, I don't know a thing.

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I'd bet you told Phil things that you
wouldn't tell Laura.

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I can't think of any.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, that was...

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No, I mean serious things.

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Well, when she was ten, she told me she
wanted to be a missionary. Oh, lately. I

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mean lately.

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Now, look here, Mike.

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I'm not disclosing any of Laura's
confidences, assuming there are any,

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your being more specific.

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It's a bit personal.

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Well, do you want to write it down? Is
she

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pregnant?

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Well, I certainly don't. Neither do I.

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Laura would know.

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Of course she would. Well, then be
devious.

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Ask her.

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She'd tell me if she were, wouldn't she?

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Well, what makes you think she might be?

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She was reading a book.

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No, that's not how it happens, though.

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What sort of book?

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About pregnancy.

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Of that book?

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Well, that's mine. I lent it to her.
Why?

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Well, we had our little, uh...

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I discussed with him the other day about
Helen. About me?

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Yeah, and Laura discovered that women
don't automatically know everything

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pregnancy. Some women.

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Yeah, some women.

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So I lent it to her.

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Oh, well, that must be it then.

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Unless... Yes.

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Oh, thanks.

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Anyway, I'd better get off to work.

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Thanks for the coffee.

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Cheers, mate.

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He's living with her, and if he hasn't
got the gumption to ask her himself, he

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deserves to sweat a little.

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She probably doesn't want the subject
raised at all.

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She wouldn't, would she?

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Well, it has been known.

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What, without telling him?

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Well, it has been known as well.

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You know, I'm not sure that pregnancy is
all it's cracked up to be.

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No.

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Maybe I'm not naturally maternal.

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Probably not.

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Helen is.

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She really wants this baby, but even
she... I mean, if Helen can't cope, what

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chance do I stand?

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Do.

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Well, would.

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Would.

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You seem very concerned about Kentis.

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Aren't you?

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Why should I be? Because there is a
considerable difference between do and

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would. A very important difference.

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So is it do?

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Or would.

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Is what?

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Are you pregnant?

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Of course I'm not pregnant.

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Who's that?

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Well, it's hardly what you call light
reading, is it?

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Well, if I was reading a book on
mountaineering, you wouldn't assume I

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to go tearing up the nearest elk, would
you?

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Why were you reading it, then? To be
supportive for Helen.

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Suddenly I realised I didn't know what
to be supportive about.

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Well, I wouldn't bring a baby on you,
Mike.

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I mean, something we'd have to decide,
something we'd have to talk about.

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We'd have to want one.

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Oh, don't do it.

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No.

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I don't think so.

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Come in.

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Mr Selway, is it?

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Yes. Can I help you? I'm Jessie Harris,
Charlie's sister.

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Is he all right?

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Oh, he's all right, all right, sitting
there giving his orders.

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I don't think you'd be bothered. Yeah.

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Do you mind if I sit down?

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My leg's giving me jitters. No, no, no,
of course.

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How I got it all the way up here from
Romford, I'll never know.

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Any tea in the pot?

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I'll get some.

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It's funny, I heard you down as a big
woman.

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Oh, sorry.

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He's sitting there like Lord Muck giving
his orders. Do this, do that, run here,

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run there.

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I haven't been able to run anywhere
since the coronation.

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Oh, child, very much.

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Charlie said it wasn't Buckingham
Palace.

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Mrs Harris, did Charlie ask you to come
here? Oh, told me.

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What about?

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About keeping his job open. Oh, well,
I'm going to do that.

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Well, you must be darker than you look.

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him the other night.

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Well, I thought he looked pretty
chipper.

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Chipper? Well, considering... There'll
always be a place for Charlie here. He

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knows that. You're as daft as he is.

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Charlie won't be coming back.

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Well, I would have thought that was for
Charlie to say.

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Right. Yes.

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Only typical Charlie. He gets somebody
else to do the dirty work for him. But

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when I saw him the other night...
Artair.

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Well, not just Artair.

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He didn't want to let you down.

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Good old Charlie.

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Silly old fool.

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What will he do?

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He's coming to live with me in a
bungalow at Romford.

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He'll be all right.

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We row all the time, but we've always
got oddly in trouble.

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If he thinks he's going to be a
permanent convalescent, he's got another

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coming. I want you to come himself.

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So do I.

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Oh, I think he would have, only he likes
you.

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He asked me to give you this.

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Oh.

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Perhaps I should give him something.

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You already did.

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I can't think of many who'd have put up
with Charlie as long as you did.

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Well, I'll best be off.

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Well, can I get you a cab or something?

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No, thanks.

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If Charlie's coming to live, I've got to
get used to dacking round.

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Tell him, tell him, give him my bed.

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And mine.

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Of course I will.

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Bye -bye, then.

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Bye. Goodbye, Mrs. Hayes.

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Yeah,

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I nearly forgot.

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He said the teapot was his.

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We're catching up, Mike.

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Only two weeks behind now.

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I wonder what the new bloke will be
like.

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Have you got one?

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No, I just wonder what he'll be like.

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How about a compulsive worker?

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That'll do.

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You look whacked. Why don't you go to
bed?

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Oh, no, I've been so busy lately.

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00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,170
I've hardly seen anything of you.

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All we ever seem to talk about is work.

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All right, let's chat.

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Charlie will be all right. Oh, my.

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Sorry.

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I've owned Helen this afternoon.

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How is she?

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Much better.

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I didn't know she'd been ill.

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Well, not ill exactly, just a bit
peculiar.

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Does Phil know?

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Oh, yes, he knows.

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Yeah, he knows all right.

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It worried me for a bit, seeing Helen so
off -balance. I mean, it borders on the

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unnerving.

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Oh, of course, those hormonal changes
during pregnancy do have some side

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effects.

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How did you know that?

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00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:42,230
I read it in that book. Oh, that book.

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Puts you right off, doesn't it?

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00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:48,980
Yes. Those diagrams are the worst.

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Yes.

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00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:57,820
Mind you, when you think of the end
result... I mean, when you think of Phil

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Helen with a little fillet or
Helenette... I mean, I... I don't know,

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I'm probably being silly, but round
about my age, perhaps you start to

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soon it'll be too late, and then... do
you regret it?

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00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,220
I don't know.

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00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:18,620
I've thought about it a lot lately,
Mike.

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00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,060
It would help to talk about it.

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00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:27,420
I'm not sure. I mean, I'm... I'm really
not sure, but I'm beginning to think

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that I really would like a baby.

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00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,000
On the other hand, I could always settle
for a budgerigar.

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Nothing, nothing.

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00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:14,130
A fine romance with no wrestling.

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00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:21,090
A fine romance with no nestling. We two
are just as

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00:24:21,090 --> 00:24:22,710
prickly as cactus plants.

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00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,370
Love hasn't got a chance.

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00:24:26,510 --> 00:24:28,550
This is a fine romance.